Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
The Reuplican Jesus
It's sad that Republicans have lost their way! They claim to be religious, but within their ranks, adultery seems to be far more prevalent than among the Democrats. Just ask Newt Gingrich. I believe that religion is merely a cover for their absurdity and if they would really read the bible and take the examples of the so called teachings of Jesus to heart they would be much better off. I have taken the liberty to re-write some scriptures, through direct revelation of God, in order that Jesus line up better with the Republican philosophy's of today. (words in red are inspired through modern day revelation)
Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciple and said, blessed be ye poor, for yours is the Kingdom of God, but as for this earth and this time, there shall be no entitlements for you lazy unproductive sloths!
Luke 7:25 But he that is least in the Kingdom of God is greater than he, unless you're homeless, then get a job, pay some taxes (but only pay a high rate of tax if your poor), and you too can join those of us who look down upon you!
2 Corinthians: 6:10 As sorrowful, yet always rejoicing ; as poor, yet making many rich, as having nothing, and yet possessing all things, these people are not truly poor, let them suffer within their joy of poverty, never shall government interfere, for they are rich in the eyes of the Lord.
Galatians 2: 9-10 They gave to me the hands of fellowship; that we should go unto the heathen, and they unto the circumcision. Only they would that we should remember the poor; the same which I also was foward to do. But thou shalt not provide the entitlement of circumcision to those who are not willing to work for it and the poor men of gratuitous foreskin shall suffer alongside the poor small circumcised memebered men.
James 2:5 Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them, and let us not interfere with this promise, that the poor only need to believe in the lord for food, shelter and clothing be a luxury they need not afford.
James 2:6 But ye have despised the poor. Do not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgement seats, have you not watched Fox News where the rich of wall street are elevated within their crimes and those poor welfare moms are despised, where the slothful are relegated to the lowest levels of society and presumed to be uneducated and even fat, not regular fat, but welfare fat and let the judgements of the Repulican Congress rain down upon you so the lord may have mercy on your soul.
Wow, that really hurt my brain to have God speaking through me. One last comment that God made before I go. She said, "the Elected Republicans are nothing more than white elitists that have their simple minded creationist base convinced they are part of the club." I think God's kinda mean!
Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciple and said, blessed be ye poor, for yours is the Kingdom of God, but as for this earth and this time, there shall be no entitlements for you lazy unproductive sloths!
Luke 7:25 But he that is least in the Kingdom of God is greater than he, unless you're homeless, then get a job, pay some taxes (but only pay a high rate of tax if your poor), and you too can join those of us who look down upon you!
2 Corinthians: 6:10 As sorrowful, yet always rejoicing ; as poor, yet making many rich, as having nothing, and yet possessing all things, these people are not truly poor, let them suffer within their joy of poverty, never shall government interfere, for they are rich in the eyes of the Lord.
Galatians 2: 9-10 They gave to me the hands of fellowship; that we should go unto the heathen, and they unto the circumcision. Only they would that we should remember the poor; the same which I also was foward to do. But thou shalt not provide the entitlement of circumcision to those who are not willing to work for it and the poor men of gratuitous foreskin shall suffer alongside the poor small circumcised memebered men.
James 2:5 Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them, and let us not interfere with this promise, that the poor only need to believe in the lord for food, shelter and clothing be a luxury they need not afford.
James 2:6 But ye have despised the poor. Do not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgement seats, have you not watched Fox News where the rich of wall street are elevated within their crimes and those poor welfare moms are despised, where the slothful are relegated to the lowest levels of society and presumed to be uneducated and even fat, not regular fat, but welfare fat and let the judgements of the Repulican Congress rain down upon you so the lord may have mercy on your soul.
Wow, that really hurt my brain to have God speaking through me. One last comment that God made before I go. She said, "the Elected Republicans are nothing more than white elitists that have their simple minded creationist base convinced they are part of the club." I think God's kinda mean!
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